People love to say that investing in education is investing in Canadians. We should take this a step further and pay people to take out loans to pay universities which are government funded. With a negative interest rate, Canadians can give credit scores to the banks, and tank them if they fail to pay us for borrowing money from them.

What happened to all the amazing architecture of yesteryear? It's all concrete commie blocks and condos now. I propose each municipality build themselves a pyramid, and employ a bunch of desperate CO-OP students to do so. We'll tackle youth unemployment AND bring back the golden age of monument building.

We all know that there's nothing in a politician's skull except for hot air and a superiority complex. I cant testify to that, since I am one! Well, all that hot air could probably turn some turbines and generate some sort of good for society.

Since Ontario is the only province that matters apparently, I won't even tell you non-Ontarians what the LCBO stands for. But since you can now buy booze at any convenience store, the government no longer had an alcohol monopoly. I propose a new monopoly. Cocaine. If it can make Cocaine Bear all high and mighty, think about what it will do for the average Canadian!

Human rights are not elf rights. Think about it, if we get those elves working around the clock, we can have Christmas every day. That's a stat holiday 365 days a year. It's not even de-humanisation, they weren't humans to begin with!

What happened to all the amazing architecture of yesteryear? It's all concrete commie blocks and condos now. I propose each municipality build themselves a pyramid, and employ a bunch of desperate CO-OP students to do so. We'll tackle youth unemployment AND bring back the golden age of monument building.

I heard on Facebook that the youths of today all want to be "influencer". So why not establish a "Foreign Influencer College" so that we can train these youths for the workplace as misinformation agents. Why should other countries have all the fun? We have enough foreign influence here, let's export that meddling across the globe!

People love to say that investing in education is investing in Canadians. We should take this a step further and pay people to take out loans to pay universities which are government funded. With a negative interest rate, Canadians can give credit scores to the banks, and tank them if they fail to pay us for borrowing money from them.

What happened to all the amazing architecture of yesteryear? It's all concrete commie blocks and condos now. I propose each municipality build themselves a pyramid, and employ a bunch of desperate CO-OP students to do so. We'll tackle youth unemployment AND bring back the golden age of monument building.

I heard on Facebook that the youths of today all want to be "influencer". So why not establish a "Foreign Influencer College" so that we can train these youths for the workplace as misinformation agents. Why should other countries have all the fun? We have enough foreign influence here, let's export that meddling across the globe!

We all know Santa Claus lives in Canada. Yet the Finnish claim that I live in Finland. To solve this dispute, we should annex Finland and make it our 11th province (or 4th territory). They're already good at hockey and love to drink, so I doubt they'd have any issues with it.

We all know that there's nothing in a politician's skull except for hot air and a superiority complex. I cant testify to that, since I am one! Well, all that hot air could probably turn some turbines and generate some sort of good for society.

We all know Cambridge got screwed out of the ION rail deal and Kitchener/Waterloo seem just fine with it despite the promises of connecting the cities continually pouring out of their mouths like a waterfall. Just rename it to the IOU and make the lack of commitment official already.

What happened to all the amazing architecture of yesteryear? It's all concrete commie blocks and condos now. I propose each municipality build themselves a pyramid, and employ a bunch of desperate CO-OP students to do so. We'll tackle youth unemployment AND bring back the golden age of monument building.